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XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

topic posted Sun, October 3, 2004 - 3:49 PM by  Unsubscribed
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there's a poosy mcpoopoo card in the works
poosy herself has written a quiz
this will determine who gets to sleep with the poosy card under their pillow
this is open until tomorrow evening after work
(sharkpup time)

good luck everyone

   The Poosy Quiz:

   1. Are you going to get this question right?
   a. yes
   b. maybe
   c. you wish
   d. definitely not

   2. Have you ever chosen a monkey as the animal you would most like to be?
   a. why yes, I have. Weird.
   b. No. they are dirty and ugly and I hate monkeys.
   c. No, but I would if it helped me get a higher score on this quiz.
   d. Stupid question.

   3. What bugs you the most?
   a. Everyone.
   b. Only some people.
   c. Most people.
   d. Only one person, maybe 3.

   4. What makes you gag?
   a. Snot
   b. Farts
   c. Burps
   d. Garbage

   5. Are you good at math?
   a. Yes.
   b. Yes, actually, no.
   c. Think you are but you aren’t.
   d. Fuck math.

   6. Have you, in the past, ever hurt my feeling?
   a. Yes, I have, and I’m very, very sorry.
   b. No, I have never, ever hurt your feeling in any way.
   c. No, and if anybody does, I’ll whack them for you.
   d. If I ever have, I didn’t mean to.

   7. Why do you deserve my panties?

   Essay question.
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  • Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

    Sun, October 3, 2004 - 3:58 PM
    1: definitely not

    2: why yes, I have. Weird.

    3: Most people.

    4: Garbage

    5: Think you are but you aren ’t.

    6: No, and if anybody does, I ’ll whack them for you.

    7: I'm the penultimate collector! I have rarified objects of all descriptions! few people realize it when entering my abode; but everything is part of some collection. Why right now I'm almost out the door on a mission to collect new acquisitions for my food collection. (for some reason, I can never complete that one.) If I were the winner they would go in my sock drawer collection. (I don't keep my socks there! how would I ever find them?!) and it would be safe in ceedar scented security for posterity! possibly even museum worthy some day!
  • Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

    Sun, October 3, 2004 - 4:20 PM
    1. a.
    2. c.
    3. d.
    4. d.
    5. b.
    6. c.
    7. mine are soiled.
    • Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

      Sun, October 3, 2004 - 4:23 PM
      sister sister: tallied.
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        Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

        Sun, October 3, 2004 - 5:27 PM
        The Poosy Quiz:

        1. Are you going to get this question right?
        e. can you repeat the question?

        2. Have you ever chosen a monkey as the animal you would most like to be?
        e. I'm not quite sure why you'd ask me this

        3. What bugs you the most?
        e. bugs

        4. What makes you gag?
        e. a gag

        5. Are you good at math?
        e. I aspire to be Elbert Swattle, Math Expert

        6. Have you, in the past, ever hurt my feeling?
        e. Yes, I have, but I don't care.

        7. Why do you deserve my panties?
        e. because I want to duct tape you to a chair and stick them in your mouth.

        Essay question.

        You didn't say what the essay question is going to be.
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          Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

          Sun, October 3, 2004 - 5:46 PM
          I think your answers are incorrect.

          But if I'm incorrect about this, please let me know!

          Sincerely Yours In Math,

          ~Elbert Swattle, Math Detective

          *doing math is like getting a sponge bath in the hospital, except substituting the water for Clorox and the sponge for Brillo*
          • Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

            Sun, October 3, 2004 - 6:36 PM
            Vin: tallied.
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              Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

              Sun, October 3, 2004 - 6:37 PM
              Hey Ms. Poosy-mon tally me banana!

              On second thought, instead tally THIS! I got yer questionaire for ya, RIGHT HERE.
              • Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

                Sun, October 3, 2004 - 7:47 PM
                The Poosy Quiz:

                1. Are you going to get this question right?
                a. yes

                2. Have you ever chosen a monkey as the animal you would most like to be?
                a. why yes, I have. Weird.

                3. What bugs you the most?
                a. Everyone.

                4. What makes you gag? d. Garbage

                5. Are you good at math?
                d. Fuck math.

                6. Have you, in the past, ever hurt my feeling?
                a. Yes, I have, and I ’m very, very sorry.

                7. Why do you deserve my panties? Beecause I emm zee dogging hoo veal fight fur yore honwhore! I stinx yoo eez pwityy und nicings. Und acause I nose yore secretions.
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    Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

    Sun, October 3, 2004 - 8:53 PM
    The Poosy Quiz:

    1. d
    2. b
    3. d
    4. d
    5. d
    6. d
    7. I am sure your panties are lovely, but I do not wear panties so I have no need of them. I would probably sell them on eBay, make a few bucks, enough for a few chocolate martinis at least.
    • Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

      Sun, October 3, 2004 - 9:02 PM
      1. Are you going to get this question right?
      d. definitely not

      2. Have you ever chosen a monkey as the animal you would most like to be?
      d. Stupid question.

      3. What bugs you the most?
      d. Only one person, maybe 3.

      4. What makes you gag?
      a. Snot

      5. Are you good at math?
      a. Yes.

      6. Have you, in the past, ever hurt my feeling?
      c. No, and if anybody does, I ’ll whack them for you.

      7. Why do you deserve my panties?
      Because you know I'd look better in them then you do. And what more do you want then a big pink pig in yer boudior wearing nothing but your panties & a big poosy eating grin?
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      Sun, October 3, 2004 - 9:17 PM
      1. b.
         2. c.
         3. c.
         4. a.
         5. b.
         6. d.
         7. Because I've been very bad and awful and deserve punishment,
      I suppose.

         Essay question.

      An essay question has a specific form and style that ought to be followed in order to garner the points and praise necessary for advancement within the class or the system into which one has placed an absurd amount of importance. One learns to write such things when one is still within the confines and constraints and glorious learning opportunities of the academic world. Unfortunately, because I've been a stranger to that world for at least.... um.... 10 years (and THAT was with having gone BACK to college a 2nd time!!) I have forgotten, both casually and willfully, HOW to write a proper essay. So, up yours, my dear sweet beautiful charming creative brilliant Poosy.
      • Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

        Sun, October 3, 2004 - 9:21 PM
        AXJ: tallied.
        • Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

          Mon, October 4, 2004 - 1:52 AM
          1. Are you going to get this question right?
          c. you wish

          2. Have you ever chosen a monkey as the animal you would most like to be?
          a. why yes, I have. Weird.

          3. What bugs you the most?
          c. Most people.

          4. What makes you gag?
          d. Garbage

          5. Are you good at math?
          d. Fuck math.

          6. Have you, in the past, ever hurt my feeling?
          d. If I ever have, I didn ’t mean to.

          7. Why do you deserve my panties?

          I actually don't want your panties, even though I deserve them. Why do I deserve them? Because I am the kindest, most thoughtful lover you can possibly imagine.
          • Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

            Mon, October 4, 2004 - 5:17 AM
            Yo: Tallied.
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              Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

              Mon, October 4, 2004 - 2:51 PM

              1. Are you going to get this question right?
              a. yes


              2. Have you ever chosen a monkey as the animal you would most like to be?

              b. No. they are dirty and ugly and I hate monkeys, they eat chinchilla's.


              3. What bugs you the most?
              b. Only some people.


              4. What makes you gag?
              5. other category bukkake and goatse together.

              5. Are you good at math?
              b. Yes, actually, no. But I can still dose you.

              6. Have you, in the past, ever hurt my feeling?
              c. No, and if anybody does, I ’ll whack them for you.

              7. Why do you deserve my panties?

              Becasue I love the cheesyslaw and I am very mucisal.
  • Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

    Tue, October 5, 2004 - 12:17 AM
    1. c
    2. c
    3. b
    4. a
    5. d
    6. c
    7. yo mama told me so
    (end essay)
    • Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

      Tue, October 5, 2004 - 12:19 AM
      i guess i should have read the rest of the thread first before i answered thos damn questionsi guess i should have read the rest of the thread first before i answered thos damn questionsi guess i should have read the rest of the thread first before i answered thos damn questionsi guess i should have read the rest of the thread first before i answered thos damn questionsi guess i should have read the rest of the thread first before i answered thos damn questions
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        Re: XXX HOTT POOSY!!!! XXX

        Tue, October 5, 2004 - 12:24 AM
        try not to be:

        obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive obsessive compulsive

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